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this is the most depressing thing on this website
He’s a pornstar now
Uh, no. He didn’t become a pornstar. Steve Burns actually left because he didn’t want to make a career out of a Childrens TV host for the rest of his life. He wanted to pursue his musical career. There was also the factor that Steve was also starting to lose his hair and he didn’t want that to happen on a TV show…in an interview he stated he was starting to bald…and in the show he began to start wearing hats more and more until he finally retired from the show and let Joe take over.
Steve never “died”, became a “Pornstar” or went to jail for drug possession…again, all rumors… He’s actually doing pretty okay, he’s been in a few things since that time, even a Youtube comedy series called The Professionals.
Steve isn’t a Pornstar.
This is how fucking rumors start.
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Yeah, am bear. But some days, why am bear? Is there more than bear?
My haND SLIPPED.
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WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
I am a Christian and I agree.
I am not a Christian but this is extremely adorable
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
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maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
"the test is moved to next thursday"
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i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
Silent Library: Jimmy Fallon and The Roots
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