unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

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